Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Foam Soapbox 2: Airsoft Vs. Well....just plain old soft

Let's not skirt past the issue. Airsoft is considered more professional and "mature" than Nerf by a lot of people. Just look on literally almost any acted Nerf war film on YouTube, and you'll see "tacticool 1337" types accusing anyone who strays near Nerf of being gay, a coward, or both. In fact, check it out for yourself. I'll be here when you get back.

See what I mean? Every other comment is just "UYSE AIRSOFT GUNZ U FAGETS", made by someone with a username like "CODPWNER420XxX". There's no questioning that airsoft has a fair share of mil-sim types, so maybe it is fair that they consider Nerf to be a little less than authentic for videos with an obvious warfare theme, but still, there's no reason to insult someone like that. If anything, I've seen Nerfers as passionate about realism as their pellet brethren, spouting things like "bullpup", and painting their blasters various shades of gunmetal (which I always thought was a bad idea, but hey, do what you want.). At the basis, Nerfers and airsoft junkies are one and the same: Guys who like running around with fake guns, firing synthetic rounds at each other like there's no tomorrow.  See? There's no true reason we can't get along, but we still can't. The thing is, since airsoft pellets hurt and go farther, they're marked as being for older people. Which, admittedly, isn't far from the truth.

You can't deny that Nerf is mostly marketed to the younger set, and we're just sort of peripheral to Hasbro.  Keep in mind, they are a TOY company. They're not going to make something that would get them sued, or something that you'd have to have a license or be 18 to buy. That means that Nerf is going to have to keep their blasters at a safe range and power. Meanwhile, airsoft makers are more slanted toward mil-sim or target guys, who are commonly adolescent to much older, so they figure they have enough responsibility (which, for testosterone ridden 16 year olds, is debatable) to handle guns that can hurt and go way farther than darts could dream of. They can also get full rights from arms makers to make everyone's beloved .3890 Glock Twilight Sparkle Model 34564.390 Sniper Pistol Rifle 2000 Tech as a "real" gun, since they have no qualms of marketing them as pretty much made for (fake) war, unlike Hasbro, who would rather not get too close to being a promoter of ridiculous violence (maybe to avoid lawsuits? I dunno, actually..). Airsoft guys also only have to deal with easy to propel, aerodynamic pellets, while Hasbro has to do a damn-near science experiment when they want to figure out how to make a dart go more than 10 feet.

Basically, it's like comparing two similar and equally good movies made on massively different budgets. You can't expect both to have everything you want at once. Airsoft can't be played indoors or in public, or just shot at anyone not in the fray without getting in trouble or getting your ass kicked. It also can't be toted around on campus, so no Humans Vs. Zombies for you. On the other hand, Nerf has much less range, has much more expensive ammo in terms of quantity versus cost, and doesn't seem as realistic (which is fine by me, but I know some of you dislike that). I've begun getting into airsoft, and I share a fond place for it in my heart with Nerf (and ponies, admittedly). I just see the two as equal, yet differently advantageous siblings.

So stop whining about it, you babies, and just go get some darts or pellets and have fun.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Foam Soapbox 1: In defense of the disk

ZombieStrike, has, of course, been revealed, and it seems a lot of people seem iffy about the use of Vortex in it, I just wanna say that I actually really like the idea. I consider the Vortex blasters to basically be the energy weapons of the Nerf family (eeeyup, I'm a complete geek). I admit that it makes a disk launcher much more Interesting when it's sort of visualized as a plasma gun or some crap. Now, after all that, you're probably still saying "But Nesbro, this is ZOMBIES! THE FUTURE ISN'T INVOLVED IN ZOMBIES!!!". now let me just say for the record: Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, calm the fuck down! I mean, this is that serious to you? But anyways, sure, vortex stuff is all alien like, but think of all the awesome things that blend cyberpunk with zombielike beings! Fallout! Doom! Something else I can't think of! All I'm saying is, it doesn't have to mess ul the theme, just use a little imagination, people!  It can make things more awesome!

..people were complaining about this, right? Right?.....right.

Wipeout Chalk Pistol review

Welp, another long-ass hiatus, but I at least have new stuff, soooooo, onward.

Price: I found and picked mine up at a general sporting goods store for 7.99, but I dunno where you can find it now, andnat what cost.
The first thing you'll notice is: "Oh hey, kinda looks like sci-fi...HOLY SHIT IS THE FIRING SOUND REALLY THAT LOUD!?
Range: Estimated 50ish feet, if you use suitable darts.

Ok, let's get one thing straight: this was originally a little paintball gun. Paintball guns, as you may know or assume, need a lot of kinetic energy to fire the ball a good distance. Therefore, this thing has some serious power behind it for a spring loaded single shot blaster. Basically, this was originally branded the SupaSplat (what a hip, ghetto name, ehh?), and a lot of people modded it to accept darts. Well, then it became the Wipeout blaster gun thing, and they premade it to shoot these weird, heavy chalk darts.

The thing is, the chalk darts don't go terribly far due to the weight of the dispenser on the end. But then replace the heavy darts with lighter, more aerodynamic ones, and.....You can't figure this one out?... Well, they go like a bat described in a certain Meatloaf song/certain cliched simile. FAST. The only thing is, those chalk darts also happen to have some seriously durable foam that was actually
MEANT to be shot from it, so using a standard, unintended Nerf dart results in the air pressure building a tight enough seal (I think, correct me if I'm wrong.) to literally split the dart down the middle. However, I noticed my BuzzBee darts survived a few uses and went the full distances before dying on me, so if you can find a cheap bucket of AirZone or BB darts for this, then have fun sniping your friends. Also, I dunno where else to put this, but this thing seriously HURTS at point blank, almost as bad as my dart-modded Titan (how could I resist?), so, as one of my favorite Toy Story quotes goes, "Plaaaaaaay nice!".

Cool factor: 10 (Basically, in the dart world, it's an anti-materiel pistol. How is that not awesome?)
Durability: 8 (Better than BuzzBee, but not as polished as Nerf.)
Range: 10 (I'd be afraid to mod this, for fear of it dismembering someone upon point blank impact. )
Price factor : 8.5 (Get a deal like me, and you're gold. Otherwise, it's a bit of a gray area, given the original price was around 20 bucks)
Overall: 9 (a nice looking blaster that shots darts ridiculously far and hard in stock condition. Elite, eat your heart out.)